(In no particular order, some of the things this hack has written about in the last seven days)
A burglary who broken into a student’s house and stole all her clothes, urinated on her sofa and left racist notes was caught after police tracked him down from DNA on a half-eaten beef jerky he left at the scene. I’ll say that again – A burglary who broken into a student’s house and stole all her clothes, urinated on her sofa and left racist notes was caught after police tracked him down from DNA on a half-eaten beef jerky he left at the scene.
A pair of Liverpool heroin dealers who came to Swansea to set up in business planned to murder a rival dealer to send out a warning to others. But they stabbed the wrong man. Twelve times. And hit him on the head with a hammer. And now they are serving life sentences. Their victim survived.
A 15-year-old from Port Talbot who has juggled studying for his GCSEs with training for the European kickboxing championships.
A flower festival in a Gower church.
A learn to ride cycle class for adults.
A community barbecue. In an old quarry.
A cupcake decorating workshop.
The Kilvey Hill Cement Run. A uniquely Swansea fundraiser where men and women race to the top of Kilvey Hill carrying bags of cement on their backs – all in the name of charity.
Paul Jagger, Swansea prison governor and Great British Bake Off competitor. It turns out this head of offender management means a mean Black Forest gateau.
A driver who admitted being almost three times the dink-drive limit when he collided with another vehicle – but argued he was unaware his friend’s Red Bull had been spiked with vodka when he drank it.
Woody the spaniel who was rescued after tumbling 650ft from the summit of Pen-y-Fan on the Brecon Beacons. He suffered cuts and bruises and a broken tail, but lived to tell the tale.
A man charged with rape after an injured woman was found in a graveyard.
A daughter who was jailed for impersonating her mother and racking up £9,000 on credit cards.
Police searching for a missing Swansea man say they want to speak to his tenant about the disappearance.
Members of Swansea UFO Network holding a dusk to dawn sky watch event. The truth is out there.
A man who had “sexually explicit conversations” with vulnerable young teenage girls on the internet and on his mobile phone — including sending a 14-year-old a photograph of his penis — just weeks after being released from a prison sentence for possessing indecent images.
A suspended sentence for a nurse who ill-treated an elderly patient.
A man and woman from Swansea wanted by police in connection with a burglary in Newport. Like a shit Welsh Bonnie and Clyde.
A mediaeval festival in Kidwelly Castle. Includes a “mediaeval ale tent”. And probably face painting.
The driver killed in a two-car crash on Gower was named as a Hampshire holidaymaker who had been visiting a caravan site with his family in Port Eynon for 30 years. A 19-year-old driver has been arrested in connection with the collision.
A Llanelli man who stolen £9 from a parked car was sent to jail for nine months. (Mind you, he did it just months after being given a suspended prison sentence for a spree of six vehicle break-ins which saw him stealing people’s credit and bank cards and spending hundreds of pounds on them)
A German chamber orchestra performing in a Carmarthen church.